Am All Confused . . .

For the past month, mummy has been teaching me to say "Mum...Mum....Mee....Mee....Mummy" but I refused. Now, mummy is asking me to say "Kong-Si....Kong-Si". I don't even understand what that means. Worst of all, mummy has been torturing me......or rather, forcing me to put my hands together and shake them. She keeps saying "Boy....Only 2 weeks left. Must learn already. Otherwise Yeh-Yeh will not give you any hong pow". Can somebody please tell me what this is all about?????